Why Vampires Suck?

OMG..~~
Why vampires suck..??

First of all..
they cannot eat Garlic..




Second is..
they cannot go under the sunlight..
a BIG NO NO..



Third is..
all they consume is Blood..



Fourth is..
they always dressed dark color clothes..


which leads to bad sense of fashion..



Fifth is..
sparkling body when under the sunlight..??
it would be the first time I heard about it..~





Sixth is..
always look weird..~
mysterious look..



This is much better..~~ *wink*


Seventh is..
sleeps in the coffin..?


but since Twilight existed,
Vampires lives in a modernize house..


Eighth is..
they are always M.I.A..~~
(missing in action)
and suddenly pops out from no where..



Ninth is..
bats..??


that's last time..
but now is having power..
can run super fast?
have super strength..??

but all they eat and drink is blood..??
*how they get that?*



Tenth is..
they won't aged..~
I think they will get bored someday..=p



How you dislike the 'vampires' there are still a lot of screaming fans
crazy about Twilight..
Even though the world we lives in are modernize..
the vampires are too..~~ ^^v


Here is a short synopsis of Vampires Suck

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.


Here is the trailer of Vampires Suck

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